Happy ho’idays…

happy holidays to all!

i hope there was some good times for everyone as this year comes to a close. i actually hate christmas and almost all other holidays. i can’t stand the stressed out mood most people get in ,the amount of traffic, all of it. i do however appreciate the work week getting totally fucked up - this past week was a flop for almost everyone. if anyone one was actually at their workplace on wednesday, thursday, or friday, i bet they didn’t really get anything done.

me and my girl decided to go to the theater on christmas day - this post has nothing to do with the movie we saw, so i’ll leave that part out… it was a classic christmas in denver this year - woke up to snow - it snowed all day, it was great. by late afternoon the girl and i got pretty stir crazy and decided to go to the movies - we headed down to the local movie spot and stockpiled the girls purse with plenty of our own candy and soda (as not to take an ass raping for about $50 after you buy their sugar selection) and walked into the theater. we stood in line for seconds flat before getting to counter… i quickly looked at options, picked what we wanted, then told the movie concierge:

“i’ll take two for the…”

dude in wheelchair with only right earing: “hey, is that your son… or…?”

i totally ignore him as he is obviously not talking to me. i wait for a few seconds for him to actually pay attention…

dude in wheelchair with only right earing: “so?”

i look at him puzzled: “so?”

dude in wheelchair with only right earing: “is that your son? cuz i…”

i look at him puzzled again, and he starts to slow his question down to about nothing. i look over at my girl with a confused look, and back to fag in wheelchair: “dude, that’s my wife, so…?”

now he has confused look on his face. “oh! i, well, oh - the cap pulled low, and i , oh, well - i am really sorry about that.”

i continue to simply look at him with puzzled look on my face, waiting for him to give me free tickets. i unfortunately didn’t want to push since he was so blatently gay and handicapped. he was wearing glasses, so maybe he was also fucking blind, or simply just retarded.

he then started to profusely apologize again and start to ring up the two adult tickets… i simply look at his name badge and pretend to type it into my phone. (simple scare tactic) he hands us tickets and continues to apologize, we simply don’t respond and wish the decrepit fag a merry christmas by not punching him in the throat and skull fucking him on the sidewalk outside the theater…

check out this picture of my girl taken on xmas day right before we showed up in theater:

so the fag must be blind and or retarded, right???

Filed by ss on December 28th, 2007 under news..., art..., blogroll